It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
there need to be more “fuck you” type songs that arent breakup songs because there are plenty of people who deserve the bird that aren’t exes
There should be a 911 for lonely people. Like when you’re lonely you can dial 922 and then the operator will say “What’s your emergency?” and you’ll say “I have no friends” and then you’ll hear sirens and someone will arrive at your door with pizza and Lord of the Rings and then you can just hang out for a while.
Having an anxiety disorder is like that moment where your chair almost tips, or you miss a step going down the stairs; but it never stops.