marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
the world is NOT a beautiful place
there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas
the world is a horrifying place